!the BIGGUN hates YOU!
Hey..
Hey, at the end of that movie
(which movie?)
Ya know - that movie..
With Herman in it.
(From Herman's Head?)
With the vampires and the old guy...
Even though it's bad horror
and even though it has Herman,
there's a great lesson for all at the end --
People in glass houses shouldn't be vampires.
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Ode to America
The president
is a redneck Texan
with beady little possum eyes...
And the only reason
it bothers me
is because
I'm tired of seeing him
invade my tv screen.
________________________________________---Sara T. Biggun